I'm Here to Break and Cake You
THE MAGIC OF RUTHLESSLY OBLITERATING FORGED GODS
I haven’t been on the platform long, and already I’m overwhelmed by the ultra weird posts about shit that no one cares about, the massive influx of extreme right and left politics screaming into the void, and the one-liner notes that are meant to be clever but don’t mean shit.
I really want to DRASTICALLY transform people.
The magic of pure potential in my hands being molded into incredible power is one of my favorite games to play.
But God damn everyone on this platform is positioning themselves as some kind of an underdog soft authority and it’s sparking anger in my fucking chest…I some times see another note about this platform going down the tubes and I can feel my biceps flex in fury at someone deciding to say something THAT dumb.
I actually found myself doom-scrolling.
ON SUBSTACK!!
This platform was fun for like…the first week.
Then it was racists dropping N-Bombs, video clips of cops beating on old men, and posts about ‘chomos’.
I sure as fuck don’t want to jump on another platform just to get brain raped by 100 opinions flying past my screen in the space of 5 minutes.
It’s literally unhealthy.
But I showed up to play.
I love to coach.
When I say I love to coach, I mean I love to rip the bullshit excuses you try and feed me and turn them into pure progress.
To watch a young 20 something year old stand up to their parents is awesome.
To know you coached a woman out of her physically and mentally abusive relationship is that next level shit.
To motivate a man to travel all over his local city from business to business to pitch a marketing product when he was previously curled up in a ball on the floor riddled by depression and anxiety is nothing short of amazing.
That’s why I’m on Substack.
So excuse me if I don’t give a fuck about the drama you wanna bring to my doorstep, or the go fund me for an unnecessary cause.
I don’t care that it bothers you that we now have:
Reels
Podcasts
Videos
Use them or don’t.
All I know is that I want people to grow and change because it’s fun to watch individuals POWER THE FUCK UP.
There are going to be a TON of people who pussy out and don’t follow my advice.
Good.
Eat shit some more…maybe you’ll get tired of it.
But I want to take you and break you and reassemble you into a GOD.
I FUCKING LOVE IT.
Knowing you:
finally told your boss to fuck off.
got your lazy ass off the couch and hit the gym.
broke up with your big-headed insecure boyfriend.
got a social life and some pussy after a year of watching porn.
I LOVE IT.
So if you’re not here to literally blow your own mind…
You’re not here.
Hell. Fucking. Yes.